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Along time ago, in a place that we nicknamed "Two-Fort". It was a large area, nicknamed this because it had two sides; BLU and RED. The red side was the enemy, and I knew that very well from my previous adventures as the heavy weapons guy, protecting my fellow medics and engineers from death. But the RED team, was downright ruthless. I remember Scouts double jumping onto our base to kill us.
What was the problem though? A chameleon-shape shifting bastard known as The Spy. I lost many engineers to this yellow bellied coward. But I knew, one day, that he would try to backstab me as I unloaded my Sasha into his chest, forcing him to get out his revolver as he retreats. And as soon as he is in the corner, I quickly switch my weapon on the HUD to my fists, then hit him as he is in pain, and in terror. For the 2 years I have been on 2fort, I remember one fine moment together. I grabbed out my Sasha, and when I was at the base...the enemies almost killed me. But what did I have in my pocket?
A Sandvich. I had earned it as a reward for finishing my milestones on the achievement servers.
When I took that final crunch, I knew...
IT'S COWARD KILLING TIME!

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A lonely day,was when William Frokespire awoke from bed to find himself in a destroyed junkyard. He only remembers his name,and no date. He walks forward to find a hoodlum with a smiley mask on,and he says to William,"So,who are you?" he said with a deep voice. William,said "Well,can you tell me who you are?" and as soon as the gangster tried to answer,he was shot by a plasma beam that sparked through his chest and emitted a echo. The only thing William could do...was run. But before he could even try to jog himself away, a bleeding robotic tentacle shot forth into his skull. What he saw,was years of his life he was trying to build up shown in seconds. Lets just say if he lived for 100 years, it would only be worth 9 minutes. The thing embedded into his membrane quickly ripped out and pushed him back into the rubble. He then saw in amazement,the thing that did this wasn't a mere animal octopus,but rather a android mastermind that looked like a squid,only with cybernetic parts. This creature had a well education, he knew whatever the beginning of time was to hold to the present day,and could even predict some bits of the future. He said with no warning..."Well,I checked your human memory,and it looks like you aren't a worthless insect...yet. But you still have to pay attention if you want to be a expert human in my eyes,and make me change the fact that you are nothing but walking bags of flesh"

To be continued.

I am bored now.

I am not sure what to do.

Also,fat man stealing tacos

"They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

A oldie but goodie from your favorite idiots over at Yahoo! Answers.